You don't have to be a Burning Man kind of freak to attend...all are welcome. We will eventually assimilate all of you who are worthy, of course, so why put off the inevitable? Tippity Top Secret message include below:

By order of several of the inner circle elites, I call for a Burner Happy Hour this Friday at the Wonderland Ballroom! Wheeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!

WHAT: Burner Happy Hour. Hot Damn!

WHERE: The Wonderland Ballroom - 1101 Kenyon St. NW, Washington, DC 20009 (several blocks from the Columbia Heights Metro on the Green Line)

The website is here:

www.thewonderlandballroom.com/

Maps and stuff are located there if you are going to drive or walk from the Metro.

WHEN: This Friday, Feb 10th starting around 7PM and going until an unknown time in the future.

HOW: Show up. Look for Burners. Add alcohol and enjoy.

WHY: It is a cold and miserable time of year and we all need a little warmth to get us through. Plus, I like to drink.

Hope to see all of you (both inner circle elites and wretched newbies) there on Friday!

Booger

PS - That bit about "wretched newbies" was sarcasm, of course...

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